A couple azithromycin will clear that right up.

I always suspected that the crotchmonster was really you.

You wouldn't like my crotch when it's angry.

CROTCH SMASH!!!

You said you were okay with it :(

is that good? it's good right?

crotch is an angry sounding word.

No one else gets that? Like, when someone annoys or angers you, your crotch spasms?

hmmm- this is interesting. but spasm wouldn't be the word i would use... maybe ... I'm gonna have to get myself into one of these 'frustrating' situations and see how i would describe it...

a mission!!

My hatefuck reaction is delayed. It usually happens much later in a very weird dream.