ive had him for like 8 years

I remember when he got out in my apartment in Costa Mesa and Patrick and I were almost positive he was gone for good.

I wants to eskimo kiss Homer.

Oh man, I wish I could have met him. I love snakes.

im pretty sure if you tried to eskimo kiss Homer he would tongue your nostril

ugga-mugga!

"a snake a snaaaake"
why hello Homer

herro homer.