heliotrope

Purple.

rain

purple

Rain.

Snow.

flakes

corn

bread

Dough

nut

splooge

goo.

clue

candlestick.

candlestick.

fire

drill

Chinese

Sammich.

panini

checkers

chinese

red

rocket

pocket

cigarettes

coffee

copulate

populate

fornicate.

sin

sin

Eater.

pumpkin

pie

Radius.

compass

true

norte

fag

Cigarette.

butt

joke

fun

zone

danger

flee

fight.

soap

punch

wait. Club THEN soap.

my bad.

Carry on from soap

Hawaiian

ah!

jungle > book

AH! Confusion reigns. Henceforth please type out the word you're replying to first like Coin-Operated Boy. Whenever wordplay threads get hot, it becomes too easy for simultaneous posting. I'll continue from BOOK.

book > mark

jute

jute > hemp

hemp = weed

weed > purple

weed > sex

purple > grape.

grape > juice

(Sorry, LIT!)

jews > hollywood

hollywood > industry

industry = slums

Kanye

slums > Kanye*

:P

kanye = modern

impressionist > piano

piano > concerto

Concerto > Roberto

Roberto - Gomez

Gomer Pile > malfunction

Malfuntion > Robot apocalype

Robot apocalypse > napalm

Will Smith > parents

Ben Stiller

Parents > Ben Stiller

OMG I started that whole > thing, yet I'M the one who's fucking it uP!

Ben Stiller > manscaping

manscaping > shorn scrotum

blush

community toy > paris hilton

Paris Hilton > meh

meh > World of Warcraft

(...dons flame-retardant jumpsuit and takes cover...)

WoW > boffer

boffer > lightingbolt!

oh shit, we were just watching that LARPer LIGHTINGBOLT! video on youtube.

Yeah, I love that video! Now let's get back on track...

LIGHTNINGBOLT!

Lightningbolt > Neon Hunk

Neon Hunk > forcefield

forcefield - stella

stella > star

Star > Punch

Punch > Ring

ring > rooster

rooster > cock

Cock > ass

(Example > Nick Cave song "Cocks and asses")

ass > stereotest

hahaha

ok serious now

ass > donkey

donkey > democrat

democrat > libertarian

libertarian > anarchist

black sheep > fuzzy

Fuzzy > Wuzzy

wuzzy > guilty

guilty > cancer

Cancer > Crabs

carlo > rossi

Carlo > Everyone

I love how that worked out.

HA! Back on track, people. And by people I mean Carlo. :)

everyone > else

shelf > bra

bra > sagginess

sagginess > testes

testes > teabag

Teabag > Café

cafe > bohemian

Bohemian > San Francisco

San francisco > home

Home > Visitors

Visitors > Aliens

MARS > ATTACK

Attack > Ninja!

attack> shark.

badass > viking

meme > lolcats

lolcats > biggie smalls

trash compactor > SIMS!

SIMS > virtual

virtual > reality

reality > coffee

coffee > love

love > insanity

insanity > me

tp > napkins

oops!

tp > me

@electricbathduck: Hmm, I'm afraid you've got that backwards, so lemme correct you and keep this rolling...

I think you meant to say

me > tp

and then

tp > napkins

to which I reply...

napkins > dinner

dinner > pogos

pogos > springs

springs > squeaky

squeaky > door

door > handle

handle > fondle

fondle > caress

caress > soap

soap > jail

jail > fear

fear > factor

factor > number

number > lovers

lovers > lost

lost > translation

=0)

translation > linguistics

cunnilinguistics > PUNani

middle name > nonexistent

nonexistent > sanity

sanity > awareness

Awareness > Stuff White People Like

Stuff White People Like > lists

(http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/)

lists > girls

girls > tatas

I was going to say taters earlier and forgot.

taters > slingblade

reckon > beckon

beckon > bed