Even if it tends to be inappropriate...

i am dependably inappropriate.

I as well.

quick say something bad about pee!

R Kelly likes to see his on little girls...

pee has besmirched the good name of bodily excretions.

R Kelly has besmirched the good name of bodily excretions...

r kelly would besmirch the good name of music were he in the industry.

This is true.

i mean, i like to pee on little girls too, but only until they are old enough to talk.

that reminds me of a horrid Michael Jackson joke...

im glad his amusement park is free. i was worried he was overcharging the kids he molests.

What is the difference between him and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until after puberty...

michael collects puberty bears!

I didn't know that.

he has a museum of them. they are like kiddie blow up dolls except human and alive

How did you escape?

the sewer system has many seceets.

Good to know, I will tip off any little boys I meet.

do you think michael tips well?

probably not

do you think any little boys collect his splooge, dehydrate it and sell it by the gram on the streets?

Only you...

sometimes i cut it with coke.

That is pretty disgusting...

i am a sick sick fuck.

That you are...

how long should you wait to fuck a dead hooker without a condom?

I imagine there is a fine line between what she had dying and what is growing to be an issue.

i just shove my moldy bread up her cooch and antibacterialize the dirty hoe.