Wouldn't it be great to just put on some weight and sit out this entire blasted season?

Waaay ahead of you.

Yes
Yes
Yes

I wish.

It would be the best. Good things seldom happen in winter anyway.

I only go to class 2 days a week, and I'm inbetween jobs...it takes all the effort in the world not to just stay in my warm, cozy bed all day. Especially since this house doesn't heat evenly so the downstairs usually stays the same temperature as outside.

I volunteer to start the trend. Then I wouldn't have to worry about this darn insomnia...

you can drink yourself into a coma. it's kinda similar.