i like you

OMGGGG I heart you deep. I just ranted about this to my mom the other night.

OMG I was JUST thinking about this last night! it was the commercial where they're all doing yoga that sent me over the edge.

i have not seen these commercials you speak of. i assume this may be a good thing

Seriously WHY is it so effing hard for her to be honest and say, "I'm in the bathtub in MY bathroom... I didn't make these gingerbread cookies... I have never even been to France!" Stupid bitch trying to keep up with the Jones'...

I want to punch her in the ovaries.

Seriously, if you saw a Glade Plug-in at your friend's house, wouldn't you think: how nice of them to be considerate!? Or how about the one where the woman has to quickly light that sad gingerbread candle to trick her husband into thinking she was baking all day? What fucking year is this?

@essie: when he lived in lexington, ruben used to have FOUR different glade plug-ins in his apartment. he also used to pretend he had a little dog named seamus, but that's another commercial.

don't get me started