What is this?
Ok, I can figure out what this is. I came across it somehow (well, I was avoiding reading the terrible book that I have to read, and write a paper about by Tuesday morning...ANYWAY..)
GO Team Internet. I like the way it sounds. It's all...cool and hip, or whatever the jive thing to say is these days.
Alright, so if I randomly add you to my team, don't be alarmed. I'm not a stalker, creeper, or a homeless person.
Actually, I am a bit of a creeper.
Now to search for people who post things that I like! Woo!
What should go here?
posted on Monday, Oct 20th by Morgen
welcome!
'bout time we had some new blood/fresh takes in here!
Welcome! Feel free to make me look less creepy by comparison.
Welcome. :)
We looooove creepers. You will fit right in.
(Holy shit GTI pops up on google?!)
Centropomus: I'll see what I can do
Welcome, fellow resident of the Valley of the Sun-stroke.
HOW DID YOU FIND US?!
And what gifts have you brought?
Hello stranger, you spell your name weird.
OMG NEW PEOPLE
so: what do you think a dinosaur tastes like?
henny: I blame my parents.
hmmm fresh blood!
well hello. Enjoy.
Hello! Please don't run away from here.
Hola!
@Roadrunner: Ha! Don't worry about that. I'm thoroughly amused and pleased with the amount of time I can waste by being on here. :)
aloha! welcome to the addiction.
Nice pic. Which hottie are you?
Hmmm...At first I thought you were the old Morgan, but that is apparently not the case.
You still seem cool, though.
Welcome.
@Centro - way to wait an hour and a half before commencing the creepiness.
@Centro- The one looking off into the distance at something far more interesting than Renaissance Faire paparazzi.
Interesting.
hello! We are excited because do not get many new people here. You see, most of us are here after the old socializing site we were on died, and so we all took the Great Migration across several other sites that we did not find habitable, and ended up on this new strip of internet land nicely provided by the Wise benevolent Creator of the last site. Anyway, so this is why you may be a bit of a curiosity, and also why you may notice references to something called "Consumating." But welcome!
We're basically the Jews of the internet.
ewwww
Thanks for making my cool understated metaphor EXPLICIT, Carlos.
Carlos?
What the fuck is up with the "S" at the end of my name?
Jews or Romulans.
If we're the Jews of the internet, does that mean that we will have to constantly fight to keep our safe place of refuge?
No we just whine and complain a lot.
@Carlo- Sounds good to me.
Before we continue talking, I'll need to see two pieces of valid picture IDs.
but we do control the world banks and the entertainment industry.
one day I'm gonna change my name back to __Pharaoh and take over this fucking place again.
Y'alls lucky i'm a benevolent leader over the past 8 months.
@Carlo- Two? Boy you're demanding.
@Skanko- I've always wanted to be a part of a bank-controlling organization. All of my dreams really have come true!
I have to make sure that you're of legal age. It's for your benefit, as well as ours.
lol. I'm 19. If I were underage, I'd lie and say that I was 21 or 87 or something WAY cooler than 19.
morgen - we are kinda like the illuminati, only with more time on our hands.
Oh.
She's all yours, guys.
@skanko- meaning that we can accomplish more than the illuminati, right?
@morgen - um. YES.
Perfect.
i dont get all these DUMB GEEK REFERENCES, GEEKS
Illuminaughty!
We have a new team member today. Morgen. So I thought it'd be fun if we all went around and said our name and something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Robby, and I like to party.
Alright, Sven, you're up.
My name is Carlo, and I like to party.
Ah, no Carlo, I just said that I party, so maybe you can do something different than me.
I'm Sven and I like to party. With Robby. In the Champagne room.
But I like to party.
@phro - i hope no one smudges your pumas.
My name is bizzy, and I like Cheez-It Party Mix.
Parties are cool too, I guess.
No. What did I just say to Carlo? Nobody parties but me. I'm the only one who parties.
So I can't party?
Fine.
I forget the rest of the movie. I'd look it up, but y'know. Final Fantasy Tactics.
Oh my god shut up. I'm the only one who parties. Can we move on to something else now? Awesome.
Let's party.
I AM SO FUCKING HEARTBROKEN RIGHT NOW FUCK Y'ALL
(PS> What's the champagne room? Is that a room where we drink champagne or can we do it and stuff too?)
@Carlo: Isn't Algus such a prick? God I hate that guy.
I came for the champagne room.
I came in the champagne room.
hahaha. multiple entendre.
That's why i make the waitresses at my club lysol all of the seating in our club. Multiple entendre, that is.
How about we all party? Seriously, where's the love?
But... but only I... sigh forget it.
Welcome to the team, friend.
Well thank you.
And I will forever know you as the one who parties.
Yes! The system works.
Damn the man!
@Erinzzz: I was going to protest that my use of the word "hottie" is innocent, but I think Carlo has made the question of my creepiness moot in this thread.
To continue Robby's game: Aloha, I'm Eric, and I... uh...
I don't do much of anything, as Ohio sucks for parties.
@Centro - agreed.
Damn the man SAVE THE EMPIRE.
(and dr. awk - no there is specifically NO SEX in the champagne room. ask chris rock)
@Chrome- Ohio just kind of sucks in general. I'm originally from Amish country. Barn raising anyone?
Let's all churn some apple butter.
you don't churn apple butter.
you simmer it over low heat for 8-20 hours. stirring occasionally.
Well then lets all simmer some apple butter over low heat for 8-20 hours, and we can take turns stirring it occasionally!
RUMSPRINGA
Amish country, eh? I'll pass on the barn raising, thanks. I'm not that bored, thanks to the internet.
@Corey- hahaha it's true, I am.
Now I want apple butter. Good thing I'm going to Ohio for a visit soon :P