What inanimate objects or natural forces always seem to conspire against you?


For example: Moths have collectively decided that my cooking utensils are their official graveyard. Without fail they go to die in my pots/mixing bowl/coffee pot so that I have to wash them all again before using them. Thanks, guys. 

Ew.

gravity, always making stuff fall down. stupid gravity!

That's what I told them. They don't seem to really care.

lately, computer hardware.

Zippers. Mine have been annoyingly breaking prematurely recently.

the wiring in my house. if the compressor in my fridge is working, i have to unplug it to use the microwave or half the house goes dark. also: cables and cords attempt to thwart me at every turn.

Also, the snow. It starts falling again just as I'm almost finished shoveling so I don't even get the satisfaction to see the fruits of my shoveling labor.

Zipper wave and computer speakers.

What should go here?
posted on Wednesday, Jan 21st by cheap shot
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