David Sedaris and Brahms' Rhapsody in G-Minor

Actually. I WISH I was like the rhapsody in G-minor, but alas, I am more like his intermezzo in e-flat minor.

Not the OED, apparently. They don't even have a section for names beginning with hyphens. Jerks.

other people's insults that i have repurposed

cherry red and lichen green; the velvet underground song after hours, artichokes

being lost
not able to assess the situation
and lost in space

the schoolyard