golf

or, start a family

those are the only two things i've ever heard anyone going to Phoenix to do

Avoid the hell out of my family there. THEY ARE CRAZY AND MEAN.

haha well I know not to visit them, then!

haha well I know not to visit them, then!

Oh man, I have never met a nice person in Phoenix.

DIP YO NIPS!

Sun City Girls were from Phoenix, AZ.

I think...

Dip my nips in what???

bbq sauce
beer
coke
glitter
glue
gravy
guacamole
honey
jello
milk
pudding
ranch
soup
soy sauce
tapatio
vinegar
wine
yogurt

pick one.

Drive up to Flagstaff and take me to Olive Garden!

haha unfortunately I was not given a rental car. I will be back in Phoenix next week though.

What are you doing down there?