Yes, I am getting married. Pagne: I'm sending you, your sister, and the rest of the bunch invites to the reception, which will be on Sunday 1st of March. Val: Elvis will, alas, not be officiating. fnf: Thankya!
Well, YAY EXCITING CONGRATULATIONS! But I am terribly sorry that Elvis will not be doing the hitchin'. Who WILL be officiating?! Anyone one that's impersonating a famous person?
though, if that is the worst of things, I shall not complain
WAIT YOURE GETTING MARRIED?
Congrats!
/yourbridetobeiselvisphobic
//doesn'tbodewell
/kidding
//natch
Wait wtf? IT'S LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! Are you actually getting married and I'm finding out about it on the fucking internet?
Please clarify all the above questions, and then I will confirm/deny my jealousy that you're gettin' hitched by Elvis in Vegas.
In order (sort of):
Yes, I am getting married.
Pagne: I'm sending you, your sister, and the rest of the bunch invites to the reception, which will be on Sunday 1st of March.
Val: Elvis will, alas, not be officiating.
fnf: Thankya!
Well, YAY EXCITING CONGRATULATIONS! But I am terribly sorry that Elvis will not be doing the hitchin'. Who WILL be officiating?! Anyone one that's impersonating a famous person?