I will be lead vocals and piano horn player.

Fucking piano flute!
I have a 3 string washtub bass...

HARMONICA and singer-e-doo.

excellent! bringing in the 'tumpin bass beat. You're in.

While spoons aren't that unusual, I demand to play them.

@anenticingword - excellent dude :)

any kazooists or jaw-harpists yet?

"Never had one lesson..."

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/238575447_862c79cff1.jpg

My bare hands, baby.

@Osteocephalic - that's awesome. As long as you can carry a tune with that thing.

PIANICA.

The toy piano I had when I was 5. Complete with tiny toy piano stool.

@naturelle: pianica sounds fantastic.

@bmanda: I had one of those too, I've actually heard bands use them still...which is awesome.

ps zack: i now need you to give me an iphone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN3B0mcu_Ko