Before anyone says pics-or-it-didn't-happen, we tried but they asked us not to. Store policy, or something. Or just to keep the perverts out.

Where did you go?

@Moose Elaine Dollhouse Betty's, the vintage pin-up place on Haight.
http://www.dollhousebettie.com/

did anyone get a boob in the black eye?

I'm not sure I know what that means, Ed

Of course you did.

it's when someone's eye gets slapped by a boob and gets bruised.

The only thing bruised is my heart, because she's already left town by now

what kind of fly by late afternoon operation is she running here?

I need to go bra shopping. Not fun bras, unfortunately. Did you buy anything?

@erica She got two. I had bought 4 the other day at Macy's so I didn't go wild.

That sounds fun. I wanna go bra shopping with you sometime too!

I don't. I have no idea why, but all of my best girlfriends are ample, and it makes me feel unbalanced. Um, not that I've been staring at all your chests. Nope, not me.

That place is friggin' FANTASTIC. I am wearing the pink one now. It is delicious.