i gotta admit, i lolled.

I have been living by this tip for a while now, especially when I was working more and for more money.

leave your shit at work.

i spent a lot of time playing poop tetris at my last job.

oops. i meant on my phone, not..........anything else.

I find it to be a good break, too.

damn my lack of syntax skill!
at least i wasn't shitting gamebirds.

Dude, I just did this! I like to poop extra slow just so I can relax. And I of course bring my phone in and play games or Tweet. Its even awesomer since our bathrooms are one-person stalls and we have a fan. I can be in there for hours and no one can hear me.

someone should mod tetris so the blocks are different shades of brown and green and come out of a drunk russians butt.

@ccc: GENIUS.

i'd totally play it.