1. visit social networking sites that you rarely visit anymore.

2. dance the lambada.

3. remove the verbs from hamlet and read it out load. hilarity.

OH HEY BRAINFOREST!

oh HEY ERICAAA!

4. bake a pear chocolate chip cake.

I like drinking myself. What do I know.

Cook food. http://smittenkitchen.com/2007/11/curried-lentils-and-sweet-potatoes/

5. wish that you were drinking with superion, preferably drinking beer that he brew himself

@erica - the pear cake I just made is from smitten kitchen!

I have some excellent ginger stout to drink too.

Brainy!! Good to see youuuuuu ♥

*curses the entire middle of the country that separates the coasts from each other*

When our awesome was combined previously, the coasts did shake.

you crazy kids with your crazy ephemeral names, HELLO PHARAOH

so very very true. mayhaps I'll head westerly at some point this year.

weeheehee i was wondering if you'd be confused. NOW GET OVER HERE N STAMP MY BUTT.

The lambada used to be such a sexy dance, did it not?

I went and had a nice warm bowl of Pho. Oddly enough even they had the game on though. Seems I couldn't get away from it.

@NR: you had me at 'stamp'.

@khaaan: (HELLO!) also, sexy? perhaps. forbidden? definitely.

Yes, do!

Hi brainforest!

I went book-shopping, and now I'm at a bar where I thought I could read quietly by the fire with a beer, but they didn't build the fire and the damned game is still on.

Do come out West, that is.

@combusti-dear: helloooooo! also, FIRE? FIRE IN THE DISCO?! *cough* i mean bar.

@corey. if you mean "work" in the rupaul sense, I am right there with you.

eatsdirt says "hi, GTI, I'm going to eat hotdogs"

6. relay messages from former consupeople to current gti-people.

7. Calculate when the last two minutes are going to happen; watch those.

8. Eat a three course meal at an Italian restaurant.

9. or eat some of brainforest's homemade coleslaw, jerk.

10. WATCH PUPPY BOWL, WATCH PREDATOR BOWL, PLAY SCATTEGORIES AND DRINK OUT OF THE BOTTLE.

ALL AT ONCE.

11. Play Magic, eat tater tots and drink beer.

aaaand now its the-office time.

bob costas can suck it.

@fuz. hells yes.

@brainforest: I have rectified the lack of cole slaw in my life.

my job here is done.

(allo!) Well when I was a kid the Lambada was what I could only imagine sexy was supposed to be. But it was forbidden, so I guess it was only sexy in my head. :)

11. go to IKEA and find a GIANT BEAN BAG PILLOW in the as-is section for TEN BUCKS! score!

UGH I MISSED BRAINFOREST UGH I HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW

Apparently, sleeping off illness.

Also, TYPING INNUMERABLE EXCLAMATION POINTS AT SEEING BRAINFOREST-DEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!