- mom cooked the breakfast with no hog - fucked around got a triple double - I had the booze she had the chronic (while the lakers beat the supersonics) - The lights on the good year blimp said I was "a pimp" - Didn't have to use my AK
he said it inside of starbucks. he said it was like sex and the city for teenagers and then one of his friends said sarah jessica parker looks like a witch. it was weird. 13 year olds, wtf.
when i was 13, i got out of marching band and got a ride home from my dad and fell asleep on the couch watching tv and then stayed up all night on the internets.
these 13 year olds get out of school and go to starbucks and talk about how tv shows can suck their dicks.
right?
YO MOMMA'S A GOOD DAY
well the following happened:
- mom cooked the breakfast with no hog
- fucked around got a triple double
- I had the booze she had the chronic (while the lakers beat the supersonics)
- The lights on the good year blimp said I was "a pimp"
- Didn't have to use my AK
I guess it was PRETTY good
@Celisse: I'm pretty sure that ISN'T a Smiths lyric, although I could be wrong.
my momma called me an uptown girl on facebook
at least i didn't get my heart broken anyway
@kim I'm a downtown man
just saying...
i got a raise and walked by chace crawford and heard a 13 year old prepubescent boy say "gossip girl can suck my dick"
AHAHAHA. i hope he said it to blake.
next time you see chace, tell him i'm gonna make him love me. pappa-papparazzi
@twigby you look so much like billy joel
he said it inside of starbucks. he said it was like sex and the city for teenagers and then one of his friends said sarah jessica parker looks like a witch. it was weird. 13 year olds, wtf.
best 13 year olds EVER
when i was 13, i got out of marching band and got a ride home from my dad and fell asleep on the couch watching tv and then stayed up all night on the internets.
these 13 year olds get out of school and go to starbucks and talk about how tv shows can suck their dicks.