Today had some pretty good internet

"I’m looking for a supplier of urethral sounding rods made of stainless steel in diameters from 10 millimetres up to 18 millimetres. I would greatly appreciate any help, as I’m currently using a 12 mm sounding rod and I need a 14 mm rod to finish off my stretching. My wife can get her pinky inside me to the second knuckle, and when she can get it in to the knuckle on her fist she will ritually pierce my frenum in front of a group of women. This is a marking ceremony/ritual and is my lifelong fantasy. I’m spending a fortune at various machine shops, but a whole series of 12, 13, 14 sounding rods would make it a faster process. Can you please help? » Randy Ron"