hey new person i never got to say "who the fuck are you?" to you but now I won't 'cos you did a post about Joy Division and I think I like you based solely on that

it's a twigby! you're not as bad as they say. :)

not even close, don't believe the rumors

also we can dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio!

BELIEVE ALL THE RUMORS. ALL OF THEM. ABOUT EVERYONE.

makes it more interesting that way.

It's true. Skanko really is Dick Cheney's fake profile.

damnit -j., now i'll have to get the secret service to start tracking YOU too.

No need. I am my own fake profile.

but then the fake profile is... wait... DAMN YOU WILEY CANADIANS!

Now I'm picturing Dick Cheney as a hapless Yosemite Sam-like villain trying in vain to capture Canada.

You might want to duck if Dick Cheney is firing two pistols in the air.

I figure I can just drop an anvil on him and watch him walk around making sounds like an accordion.

I'm also sure this is EXACTLY how Hanna intended this Joy Division thread to go.

see how awesome I am? I posted in this thread and it got like 8 more replies

skanko can't be dick cheney's fake profile because...i can't tell you how i know

you're very awesome twigby.

@Hanna: you're right, I had it backwards. Dick Cheney is Skanko's fake profile.

@-j. - the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

@Skanko: the second greatest was that stupid "hey, my thumb was severed!" thing. And that's why he's now out of the magic biz.

@-j - BWAAHAHHAHAHAHAH. then who did the "got your nose" thing?

@Skanko: GOB Bluth.

Touche.

*hugs*