Police asked Tiger's wife how many times she struck Tiger's car with a golf club. She said, "I don't know. Five or six... put me down for 5."

I heard Tiger is changing his name.
To Cheetah.

Wanda Sykes said, "Tiger crashed his Escalade? I guess the black half of him bought the car and the Asian half was driving."

(apologies for all of these)

LOL

What's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards.

Not a joke: The other woman in question went to high school with all of my roommates and lives in the same apartment complex as my boyfriend's brother. She's IN MY TOWN.

awe man, I wish I could find the image my BOSS sent today. It was a good one... I just searched way too long trying to find it.

here's a lame one:

Tiger could drive good on the fairway
but fared bad on the driveway.

I found it!
http://www.wayneschulz.com/2009/12/merry-christmas-from-the-woods-family/