"I want to reward you for the efforts you've made," Westman said.

What the HELL? He was driving drunk, did crack cocaine with a naked prostitute, and he nakedly left the scene of an accident. AND he broke house arrest. How is that good effort?!

Man this is like when I used to get straight A's in spanish class oos my mom threatened to punch out the Spanish teacher.

let's not forget, he was masturbating while driving.

but he did SO WELL until he smoked crack with a prostitute and crashed his car.

Man what a winner.

Dad, I miss you so much.

i hope you guys realize that if he didn't crash his car, he would have kept going

also, i think this is his facebook profile:

http://www.facebook.com/people/James_Boppre/1209462443

do i friend him? y/y

That's amazing. Truly, truly amazing. Just the sheer commitment, the shiny brass cojones.

Too bad he lived. This is worthy of a Darwin Award.