He says, "Yeah, but so does Ann Coulter." I can't argue that.

But does she have so much clear blue sky?

Clear blue sky = not enough industry. I think I see the Coulter-Signal behind Brian's head, warning her to ride in with some smokestacks.

Ann Coulter = no clear blue sky (let's ignore the fact that my ISO setting was cracked out on this photo and the clear blue sky is actually a grainy blue sky). And it is true that there isn't much industry here. It's Oklahoma. The industry is beef cattle.

Moooooooooooooooo.

We yell at them. "Here boss, HERE BOSS!" Sometimes they look. Horses are better at looking at you when you're yelling at them, though.

At least they're not moose. I remember driving to visit family in Northern Maine, and got delayed about an hour because there was a moose standing in the middle of the road. You don't. Mess. With. Moose.

This whole not-messing-with-moose ideology is the main reason the moose industry has virtually collapsed in recent years.

Who the fuck sees moose anymore?

The plural of moose should be meese.

No, it shouldn't. All those ungulates have the same form for singular and plural -- moose, elk, caribou, etc. The plural of deer is deer, not deeeer.

Actually, that one should be deeeer.

Oh, stibbons...looks like Branwell threw down some knowledge on you!

Mongaggle?

meese
elken
caribeese

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