- Food processor
- Stapler

YES A FUCKING STAPLER I AM SO SICK OF THESE SHITTY ONES!

Target gift certif

Home depot gift certif

Vons gift certif

Advil

Might as well include fiber on that list

Socks. Man I hate buying socks.

I didn't ask for socks because I bought them myself instead...but while doing so all I thought was, man I hate buying socks! Why didn't I put this on the list!

Money, to pay for dental work.

New brakes for my car.

Instructions & ingredients for baked goods.

A new battery for my Roomba
New sheets

drugs

socks for sure. i love socks for christmas, people always buy me way nicer socks than i'd ever buy myself.

A gift I'd never expect to get, but would be AWESOME: replacing the struts on my car.

This is my favorite stapler ever: http://www.officedepot.com/a/browse/reduced-effort-and-basic-staplers/N=5 2119/ You can power through so much paper with that thing, it's insane.

To be honest, I don't really want anything for Christmas. I'd like to take a trip or two in 2012, but I wouldn't expect anyone to get me that!

steak knives

Ethan, is it this one? Your link doesn't work: http://www.officedepot.com/a/products/579460/Swingline-LightTouch-Reduced-Effort-Stapler-Black/

A Simply Human kitchen trash can with a special compartment for recycling.

Box springs so we can finally get the guest room set up

A le creuset Dutch oven.

@erica, yeah, that's the one. SWEET STAPLIN' ACTION.

i want a le creuset dutch oven too....

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nice stapler.

A new vacuum cleaner would be SWEET.

A tool box/bag for all the various tools I've accumulated over the years.

Side bar: NO MORE DVD's. I've got a shelve's worth of stuff I still haven't found the time for.

Curtains
Throw Pillows
A vacuum cleaner