I cannot be trusted with your favorite pen

Music...

souls.

Oh, ashtrays from fancy places like bars and French restaurants, even though I don't smoke.

*suspects thread is being watched*

oooh that reminds me i really need a nice ashtray.

I steal hearts! Hearts FTW!

I used to steal internet but the boyfriend made me get our own. Then in an ironic twist of fate he made me lock it so no other people could steal it.

Tic-tacs, when I was two, pencils when I was 7, and nothing since.

Oh, yeah, things I stole when I was younger is a whole 'nother thread. Mostly it was silver and turquoise jewelry from tourist shops near Yellowstone the summer after I turned 13.

Clever things you say for use in later conversation.

I once stole a Kraft caramel at age 8. Felt so guilty I never did it again :/

From the rich to give to the slightly less rich.

I usually eat a grape or two when I grocery shop. But mostly that's to see if they're worth buying or not.

And a Paul Molitor baseball card from my brother, which I returned about 10 years later.

By typing this, I'm stealing time and money from my work. :D

sex and candy

@Jay: Work steals life and soul from you. I'd say you're even.

productive hours from work

@Bustie - Honestly, I personally think work has a little bit of an edge on me these days.

kisses

and binder clips

mugs, sweet jesus ... i got some mugs

i thought that said jugs.

Music/movies, random worthless cute things from antique junk shops, hats.

Human hearts and toenail clippings.

toilet paper, hair products, random art supplies, lipstick, sunscreen, and I download hella music.

you know, basically, the higher ticket sundries that I can't afford but really do need, while I buy the basics, pay the rent, and take care of my family.