Dried up baby garder snake that I found on a trail, dead June bug found on beach (in lovely condition) dead 13yr locust from Tennessee that my mom mailed to me (locust shells included)
"Barrel Man". A gift my friend brought back from the Bahamas. It's carved from wood. When you lift his barrel you get a big surprise.
We might have a secret compartment in the guest room floor. We ripped up the carpet last week. There's a circle cut into the old wood floor with a spot to slide your finger (to make it easier to open). It's nailed shut, but I can't wait to get enough time alone to pry that sucker open. The house was built in 1902, so I'm curious to see if anything is down there!
posted on Wednesday, Oct 19th by Muppy
This post brought to you by the two gallons of Tabasco Chipotle sitting in my pantry.
I'm really racking my brain here, in terms of "shit in my place" i'm actually fairly pedestrian. this upsets me for some reason.
an Organ. it was left by the last tenant. Think I might just take it with me when we move too.
A case of mexican coca cola, Stl Cardinals batting helmet, 6 rolls of shot but undeveloped film.
I have a organ as well.
I also have several rolls of shot but undeveloped film. There is no hope of ever developing them.
As far as things that I am fairly certain that nobody else has in theirs I'm going to go with glass heads.
ME. Pretty sure, anyway.
Also:
- a mandolin
- a mismatched paint job because our contractors are effing morons
OH an NES copy of Gyromite!
- oliver farts
- a bottle of absolut los angeles in the freezer
Kelly Kapowski-esque life-sized cutouts of every single one of youCan't think of anything else.
A serger?
-j stole mine - it was ME
also, a White's tree frog, Jerusalem cricket, taxidermized fox, cat skeleton
Dried up baby garder snake that I found on a trail, dead June bug found on beach (in lovely condition) dead 13yr locust from Tennessee that my mom mailed to me (locust shells included)
Huge framed unknown spider from Indonesia.
"Barrel Man". A gift my friend brought back from the Bahamas. It's carved from wood. When you lift his barrel you get a big surprise.
We might have a secret compartment in the guest room floor. We ripped up the carpet last week. There's a circle cut into the old wood floor with a spot to slide your finger (to make it easier to open). It's nailed shut, but I can't wait to get enough time alone to pry that sucker open. The house was built in 1902, so I'm curious to see if anything is down there!
@bold: that is amazing. Please let us know what happens, unless you've got some Telltale Heart thing going on there.
@bold as love UN-NAIL IT NOW!!!!!!
that thing totally has an unwanted baby and 1million in pirate gold in it!!!
I'll do it this weekend! Maybe I'll do a live reveal, a la Giraldo Rivera and Al Capone's vault.
an approximately five year old bottle of smirnoff ice.