bedsprings!

HEY-OH!!!!!!!!

small orange cats launching themselves at my wall and curtains at 5am.

tummies

heads

small orange cats? awe.

people who snore

monsters under the bed

all-stars bumo bump bump in the nighttt

all-stars bumo bump bump in the nighttt

that ass

hidden jars of maraschino cherries under the bed.

corey hart

sexins... damn good sexins.

everybody's humpin around.

i also don't see anything wrong with a little bump and grind.

(nothing wrong with the bump and grind)

wait... you are trying to pee on her? now im totally lost.

no thanks. i like to stay urine free.

alkaline trio

the bogie man.