The insane storm that rolled through on Thursday could have come on Saturday instead

The rehearsal dinner we cooked could have sucked

my pants that I left in the closet at my in-laws might not have been found and brought along with everything else

the cupcakes we made for desert could have been awful (wait, I guess that's not possible, but they could have been less than awesome)

The string trio could have been amateurs instead of insanely good professionals that my mother in law knows

i could've crashed it

my siblings and sibling in-law could have decided not to save our ass 137590172 times by pitching in when needed

@twigby: that would have ruined it only due to awesome overload

I could have started a small fire with one of the candles

I could have forgotten my vows

the light stands that I should have reserved a lot earlier than i did could have already been spoken for

The ipod playlist could have consisted of my collection of sad acoustic stuff that I picked instead of a bunch of more fun stuff that Jesse picked

everyone could have hated mac and cheese

we could have run out of alcohol

there might not have been fireworks (although two sets may actually have been overdoing it)

This is boring, what DID go wrong? :)

@gravity: not a damn thing. I was hoping for at least a drunken brawl or two

Hordes of rabid monkeys.

What, everyone doesn't enjoy dancing to Explosions in the Sky at weddings? Pshaw.

@mace: I tried to get the string trio to play some post rock stuff but couldn't find any sheet music

Yay! Congrats!

Wait, you had a wedding with cupcakes and mac n cheese, played shoegaze, didn't run out of alcohol and I couldn't be there? THAT is what went wrong! ;)

@nomi: it definitely would have been even more amazing had you been there, but I wouldn't wish cross country air travel on anyone

how about we make you mac and cheess + cupcakes sometime?

Yes, it's bad enough when I'm obligated to visit my own family.

Absolutely! Just remember the certain neighbor that introduced you to Consumating. :D

First of all, CONGRATULATIONS!!! All happinesses to both of you :)

Also: bride being eaten by a panda.

@-j: why do you think I banned all pandas from the wedding? YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL

@Machined: I thought that was just because you are bear-racist.

Oh god I forgot to say CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Dude, it wasn't a CANADIAN wedding. Panda eating doesn't happen in the states, man.

@Mace: AND THAT'S WHY XENU WASN'T EATEN. Geez, try to keep up.

MACHINED DO NOT OPEN THE BOX FROM -J.