Also, lets TRY and keep this to (semi)food products.

also ALSO, in before OM NOM says something about poop.

subway breakfast sandwich

You do realise you've set yourself up for a simple but effective classic put down here don't you?

Hahahah @make art - ah yes, the classic "your mom" defense.

@twigby - ALMOST ALL SUBWAY sandwiches actually.

balut

SPAM.

Shut your face I love spam.

but yet you mock processed meats in OTHER FORMS?! for shame!

I only mock things that taste like shit!

Otherwise, processed meats and I are cool with each other.

IT TASTES LIKE BBQ SAUCE AND PICKLES!

Although, i guess shit could taste like bbq sauce and pickles. ive never eaten it.

also, HI BIZZY!

But... the sauce wasn't even good! And I love pickles, but they did NOTHING for the overall BBQ experience in my mouth.

HI SKANKO. Try that mac & cheese pizza yet?

SAUCE

@bizzy - I KNOW. BUT SOMEHOW I STILL LIKE IT. i never said it was GOOD. i just LIKE IT. difference ;)

YES I DID. wait no. thats a lie. i had IANS, but i had different pizza bc they didnt have mac n cheese that night. ONE OF WHICH had tortellini on it. it was awesome.

white castle burger

I swear, whoever decided to put pasta on pizza wanted me to die happy. I'm glad you got to experience Ian's!

Now... back to business... Did anyone ever try the Double Decker thing? The one with all the fucking chicken? I bet that thing is worse than the McRib times a million.

@om nom - clearly you've never been drunk and eaten a white castle burger.

@bizzzle - OH but its just chicken and cheese and bacon? HOW CAN THAT BE BAD.

I had a butter chicken poutine recently, it wasn't very good but not bad either

i really need to try poutine.

Worse than the McRib: Chicken Salad. or hell, anything they drench in MAYO and call a "salad"

oh wait i got one: DOUBLE DOWNS

seriously it's like eating a brick of salt

black licorice

THIN MINTS.

vomit in cookie form.

SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH

BAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA

SORRY. i hate mint in general. i think it tastes disgusting.

papaya - I can't get past the smell, it's like vomit and feet had a stinky baby.

@wordnerd - WHAT ABOUT GUAVA? i keep trying things with guava b/c its supposed to be so good, and i never UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT. its kinda gross.

Don't apologize. Mint is weird.

I love it, but I'll admit it's a little unnatural-tasting.

I like mint but I hate mint + choclate, DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

i much prefer the cream sandwich girl guide cookies. SADLY CANADA DOESN'T GET THE COOL SHIT LIKE THE SOMOAS. FUCK.

I think more people than not like mint.

Although not liking mint makes buying toothpaste a bit less exciting.

@twigby - DO YOU GET THE TAGALONGS? (the peanut butter ones?)

@Skanko Von Otterdong guava also makes me wanna barf!

@wordnerd - HIGH FIVE.

also, BOLOGNA. GROSS.

omg, bologna is comfort food.

quick story: when I got hit by that car in '08 I had to live with my parents until I could walk. I kid you not, for like 4 months I had a bologna sandwich for lunch almost every day.

My dad thought I had brain damage.

Worse than the McRib: Those stupid cheese-covered-in-nuts balls that people make during the holidays & at parties.

NUTS RUIN CHEESE. There. I said it.

*correction*

at old people parties.

ugh. WHO EVER THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

asses.

there aren't enough drugs in the world to make white castle burgers taste good.

Yay! I'm not the only person who hates papaya and guava! I thought I was alone.

AND CHEESE BALLS ARE DELICIOUS.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/maceelaine/3081560090/

@om nom- but theres definitely enough beer.

@Mace: Aw, ok that one is at least CUTE.

And I'll admit, I would still probably eat it to be polite AND BECAUSE I CAN'T TURN DOWN CHEESE.

But as a general rule... NO.

I prefer not vomiting.

I had a McRib for dinner. Just thought you all should know.

I agree with om nom nom. I don't care for White Castle at all.

Of course, I've never tried it after several beers, so who knows.