each one I consume shames my ancestors

that's how I feel when I eat jack in the box tacos.

nooo! just hand them out to random people!

Keep eating until you find one that says it IS a good situation!

(Also, I am imagining you getting a fortune that says "Each one of these you consume shames your ancestors", which would be kind of fantastic. But not for your ancestors.)

"You will soon need a glass of water because let's face it these things are really dry."

I believe that's Confucius.

"Hi, my name is Cindy! Buy Gianmarco Lorenzi shoes."

I feel the same way every time I have to sit next to a box of Lucky Charms...

and a bottle of scotch

and a pouch of cherokee tobacco !

and a package of english muffins!

sorry.

i'll go now.

wait, don't fortune cookies taste bad? are you eating them or just taking the fortunes out?

Oh man, I want to sit where little_p is sitting.

My tummy is woozy

It's 11am and I've had four cups of tea. But no scotch.

@sparky: if you're hungry I know where you can get a whole box of fortune cookies.

save the scotch for -j.. somethings wrong with him.

And how.

Dude, fortune cookies are one of my favorite things to eat. Sent them this way. I'll shame your ancestors.

but the scotch is gone.

dewers white label never had a chance.

"each one I consume shames my ancestors" - clicking in this conversation was the best decision i've ever made.

lol! followed closely by mace.

"I'll shame your ancestors." I've missed you.

@artschooled Ha! Hi Nikki!