this really does have to be a joke... though xtians are certainly fucknutted enough to actually come up with and buy this bullshit. Hooray for the sky fairy! He blessed my brand!
@seemingly satanic i'm actually sort of believing it's for real. may the old testament god have mercy on their souls. (by which i really mean, may that cranky old badass give them all a good smack upside the head)
@lady oracle: hahahaha i cant tell
did he say god is "the ultimate end user?"
hahahahaha yes...yes he did
and if god loves your brand...it will become stronger and more successful
@das: well YEAH...
DUH!
BUT DUDE-- they have a wide variety of refreshments!
they have more than 1,664,000 people ready to pray for my brand
*snorffle*
Dear Jesus,
Please let Skanko brand condoms, be the highest selling brand of condoms the world has ever seen.
In your name we pray,
AMEN.
this is the most anti-Biblical thing ever. Seriously. Jesus does not equal capitalism. JBSGDFIUGSUIFSIUSD. I'm going to pray against Christvertising.
haha this is hilarious. that guy loves porn.
this really does have to be a joke... though xtians are certainly fucknutted enough to actually come up with and buy this bullshit. Hooray for the sky fairy! He blessed my brand!
w o w.
hilarious.
@seemingly satanic i'm actually sort of believing it's for real. may the old testament god have mercy on their souls.
(by which i really mean, may that cranky old badass give them all a good smack upside the head)