I am totally going to eat hotdogs right now. At 10:15PM.

OH HELLO

Why? It's not Thanksgiving.

WHAT THE HELL

and she's eating my coleslaw.

OH HELLO MS RIVERA. HOW ARE YOU?

Carlo, this is true. In 2009, I eat hot dogs whenever I damn well please.

Val, I know. So fucked up.

I just ate about a gazillion pigs in a blanket.

tova, i am jealous although i tend to eat way too many of them. i believe i suffer from pigs-in-a-blanket addiction.

i bet they'd taste even better with some homemade coleslaw. just sayin.

You are a rebel, for sure.

Oh, god, pigs-in-blankets. Don't even say the words.

these ones were made with crescent rolls as pastry so they were flaky, buttery and delicious and about 380980823423 calories.

Mmmmmmm... delicious.

The news is out, the jig is up.