It's like that coworker Tiff used to rant about on Cnsmtg. I suppose passive-aggressive isn't going to cut it.

Stop talking about me. =\

Ignoring is good, but only if you actually accomplish that.

you could always punch her in the ovaries

Who now?

@Erica: crazy girl at work. I had the misfortune of being set up as her trainer during her first two weeks. She invades my personal space, and just generally creeps me out. Typically I'd just take the person aside and say "Hey, you're a great person, but your kind of bugging, and here's why." With her though, I don't even want to get into any kind of discussion, as in I don't want to give her any attention/reinforcement. The other thing that is killing me is everybody else is so very pleased with her. Am I the only one with a sense of smell?

@Emm: Right, I know. Wait, that's a bit harsh. Maybe break her nose with a football like Marsha Brady.

Oh, did I mention she's been divorced twice and has 7 kids. No joke. And she told me all this within 60 seconds of meeting me. What am I supposed to say now? Oh yeah: FML!

THAT IS A TERRIFYING SITUATION.

talk with a lisp.

Tell her her shoes are fabulous.

Aw... that's when you need someone like me! hehe.