Then it passes the drano criteria for bourbon. Congrats! You have good taste.

Jim Beam should not do this.

But I don't really complain.

why use a cup at all?

dur Om!!! Bc if he doesnt, looses class points. Everyone knows that!

only homeless people drink liquor out of the bottle. Geez.

really? well shit.

it's only classier if it's a real glass.

i call shenanigans. he only had plastic cups and the rulebook says sometimes its ok. if its good bourbon...nothing else.

paper dixie cups ftw

then you can constantly ask youself-

"may I pour you another, beautiful?"

and then you can blush and say

"oh... why not"

it makes the liquor that much warmer.

*beautiful is exchangeable with "handsome" "prince charming" and "omg, it's so big!!!" depending on your mood*

It was a paper cup. I upgraded to the cheap plastic cups they have in the bathroom after the paper Dixie cup was leaking all over.

ahahahaha, Little p, that is wonderful!

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posted on Saturday, Dec 26th by A Better Version
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