if someone was smart and awesome (aka from nj) they would figure out a way to incorporate pork roll into this.

i'm sick of congress trying to slip pork into vital bbq sauce legislation.

i shall find a way to integrate pork roll. don't you worry.

i have faith in you sir.

it shall be the unholy triumvirate of pork.

the number of the pig.

¡Dios mio! *crosses self*

I'm with the monkey...

I'll get the priest, you get the holy water.

you'll need a young priest and an old priest.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

That is absolutely vile...

and I mean vile in the most delicious of ways.