Less for recreation, more for escaping polar bears
Excuse to have poutine for lunch
Helps distract from the blistering north winds burning your face

Other than the fact that Guelph sounds like the noise somebody would make trying to cough up phlegm, I'm not sure.

According to the picture, we run either through or across rivers.

We actually understand what "10K" stands for OH SNAP YEAH I MADE AN 'IMPERIAL' JOKE.

The first 5k are in English, the rest in French.

you have to know how to pry a bear trap off your ankle and keep running!

Cross-training snowshoes cost a fortune.

Do you know how hard it is to find a moisture-wicking toque??

blah blah blah something about a moose blah blah blah

bahahah

OKAY OKAY. Is this the January issue? "Hottest Fashions for Winter"? WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LADY RUNNING IN NO CLOTHES WHEN IT IS CLEARLY NOT WINTER!

All of Canada has some sort of winter, right?

normally yes, but toronto has been fairly winter free this year, we exported it all to Europe

also vancouver is always like "snow? that's the shit on the mountains right?"

10Ks in snow shoes.