Cockroach-Man. With the proportional speed, endurance, ick and number of limbs of a cockroach.

one of those water bugs that skips along the surface

Rorschach inkblot test

@CM: I was just going to say "The Tick". However that is not really indicative of the numerous things that are wrong with me, so I'm skeptical of this test.

i don't see anything. :(

Futility.

an alien

like, from another planet and stuff

Daddy long legger.

Crabperson (from SouthPark), dancing with joy.

(Then again, I know how to grade a Rorschach, so I could be lying to make myself look less crazy than I am)

A lobster

Tentacle penis demon.

I see a guy in a silly bee costume doing a funny dance.

A bunny-man with four arms, two legs and two extraneous tentacles or whathaveyou.

A quizzical giraffe with human legs and insect limbs.

I see doug, wearing his slug costume and a pair of dragonfly wings.

i see a buggy alien who wants to give me a hug

Hahaha, oh Betty, wait until you see some of the feedback we got about our Doug discussion.