Story of my life!

Just recently we hired someone at my work who I think is kinda cute. I can't do anything about it b/c I hired the guy! Damn! I kinda get the sense he might be thinking the same thing though, so it will be hard seeing him at work once he starts in a few days.

Maybe you should fire him and take advantage of him? *

* I don't really reccomend this.

I like your thinking either way. ;)

Lately the list is huge! I am in heat right now or something. It's absurd.

Why can't you just take off your pants Fuji?

this blonde girl on the dancefloor at the end up. I'm pretty sure dreadlocks guy is her boyfriend, but she's pawing me pretty ... Ahem ... Singly. I better stay away. Whew.

As per my usual way of thinking, just about everybody.

Ex's little sister.

I always fail.

yeah, I dilute those type of feelings with sadistic hatred

no one!  so frustrating.

I've never experienced the "should" part.

Oh man, there's a lot of people like me that LOOOOVE to eat, so when I'm with them, we eat until it's uncomfortable, and I want to take my pants off and let my gut hang loose soooo bad, but it's inappropriate, you know?

How'd that work out for you Osteo?

@ - MUPaully - That's just silly. You gotta go for it once in a while.

@ Centropomus - Good call.

@ Agent Lover - I'm afraid I may fail too.


@ le_sacre - Frustrating because your pants are not staying on? Or because there's no one out there making you want to take them off?

@ thejoyofsound - Oy. You are blessed.

@ ilikeginger - Haha. My friend was saying she did that in her office the other day. Thankfully, didn't get caught.

I met a wicked cute boy from Okcupid. We met as friends. He's got a gf and I don't have many friends out here near my parents' house. But since the minute we met, I'm having a really hard time not jumping him. And I know it's mutual.

*sigh* This too shall pass.

Aw, kmon. :

There are many boys I'd gladly take my pants off for, but in my old age, I'm afraid I've gotten even nerdier and less confident. If this were 10 years ago, it'd be like, "dude, where's my pants?" all over the place.

"Dude, where's my pants" is a very solid motto Belle.

Meh? Meh? Please, to explain Johnny.

@Katy: I have to say that it realy bums me out when I see a big huge list of replys and one of them is not: "@fujimoto"

Uh - 'Why can't you just take off your pants Fuji?'

You were pre-list dude.

i'm not wearing patns!

I saw the misspelling of the word pants on the overheard and wondered if that was my overheard and I just forgot.

Are you not wearing pants?

hahaha @ Katy, sorry. I tried to scroll but I didn't see it.

::ashamed::

I sometimes hang out with a narcissistic, sociopathic, alcoholic asshole who I want to punch every time he opens his mouth. But what a mouth. Oof.

And in response to your response: Because! I am trying but womenz don't seem to be picking up what I am putting down.

Your friend even, totally didn't message me back.

@T-money: I am about to not be wearing pants.

I dunno, I guess I thought for a second that it was a post by me from the future.

I hope your future is so more exciting than you sitting around and sending messages yourself to the past, saying "I am not wearing pants"

Abby Normal - you just blew my mind with that space/time continum stuff and your no pants.

Well the town is already red, so there's not much left for my future. Not tonight anywayz

Well the town is already red, so there's not much left for my future. Not tonight anywayz

Nah, I'm not lucky. I'm just terrible and slutty.

Errr blessed. I'm not that.

@kmon:  no no, frustrated because of the lack of depantsing inspiration.

@ Pagne - Yes, don't do it!

@ Fujimoto- I warned you! She has two kids and is busy. Not everything is personal.

@ Joyofsound - Bwhaha.

@ le_sacre - I'm sorry. Truly, I am.

@ J2 - Spontaneously dropping makes me think of you bursting into flames for some reason. Stay safe.

J2 - Drop it like it's hott?

Fair enough.

What should go here?
posted on Saturday, Aug 30th by kmon
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