PLEASE NOTE, KORSTO? WILL PROBABLY USALLY ANSWER WITH "THEY'RE NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS"

Wow. I had no idea this profile existed!

p.s. My favorite band is WHAM!

UM

WOAH

first of all, mother fucking thread infringement! seriously, i did this on consu!

second of all... I'll bite, Radiohead

ok ok i lied. my actual favorite band is switchfoot.

*waits to be mocked*

@BIZZY KORSTO? HAS BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE BUT HAS BEEN KEEPING IT ON THE DOWN LOW SINCE THERE ARE MANY HATERS LIKE MIKE-O-MEAN WHICH MAKES NO SENSE SINCE KORSTO? IS FRIEND OF KIRSTY! BEING HER ALTERNATE DIMENSION SELF.

AS FOR WHAM, KORSTO? FEELS WHAM SUCKS BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO FUCKING HAPPY. SERIOUSLY WHEN GEORGE GETS ALL SAD ABOUT BEING A GIANT MO HE GETS THE GOOD STUFF COMING OUT, LIKE CARLESS WHISPER OR FATHER FIGURE OR SHIT LIKE THAT. BUT ALL THAT LAST CHRISTMAS BULLSHIT WITH ITS OPTIMISM AND CRAP MAKES FOR LIGHT MUSIC THAT SITS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS AND DEXY'S MIDNIGHT RUNNERS ON THE AWESOME SCALE.

@TWIGBY AHAHAAHAHAHA RADIOHEAD? THIS AMUSES KORSTO? GREATLY. KORSTO? FEELS ONLY SELF SERVING POMPOUS JERKS LOOKING TO INFLATE THEIR OWN EGOS BECAUSE THEY LIKE THE SAME MUSIC AS STUFFY MUSIC CIRITCS WITH LEATHER PATCHES ON THE ELBOWS OF THEIR JACKETS. SERIOUSLY RADIOHEAD HAVE RELEASED 2 ALBUMS OF ACTUAL MUSIC AND A SHIT TON OF SHIT THAT'S JUST POTS BEING THROWN DOWN THE STAIRS AND PUNCHING BABIES IN THE GROIN.

@BIZZY SWITCHFOOT? OH HERE COMES THE WARPED TOUR, EXCUSE KORSTO? WHILE SHE GELS HER SPIKES, PUTS ON HER DICKIES AND GRABS HER SKATBOARD. DON'T WORRY SOME DAY YOU MAY GRADUATE TO AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND REALLY ROCK OUT!

I don't have a favorite band but my fave musician is David Bowie. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT.

Joy Division sprang to mind.

Brand New

The Talking Heads

@SALOMEA KORSTO? FEELS THE PROBLEM WITH DAVID BOWIE IS THE FACT THAT DESPITE NOT HAVING BEEN RELEVANT SINCE 1981 HE STILL TRIES SO DAMN HARD. WATCHIG BOWIE NOW IS LIKE WATCHING YOUR GRANDFATHER COMING IN WITH A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED NECKLACE TALKING ABOUT THE BLING BLONG. SERIOUSLY DAVE, HANGING WITH TV ON THE RADIO? YOU'RE GLAD YOU'RE SO RESPECTED FOR PAST TRANSGRESSIONS OTHERWISE IT WOULD'VE BEEN JUST A BUNCH OF AWKWARD CREEPY STARES FROM THOSE GUYS. BOWIE KEEPS TRYING TO CHANGE HIS SOUND TO MATCH WHAT HE FEELS IS THE NEW SOUND WHICH IS ACTUALLY TWO STEPS BEHIND THE CURVE. ALSO WTF WAS WITH THE COD PIECE IN LABYRINTH?

@MAKR ART CAN WE EVEN JUDGE JOY DIVISION? THEY RELEASED TWO ALBUMS OF "KRAFTWERK LITE." ALL IAN CURTIS WAS ABLE TO DO WAS DISTILL HIS VARIED INFLUENCES (BOWIE, KRAFTWERK AND THROWING IN SOME DOORS BY KILLING HIMSELF EARLY) INTO THE SIMPLEST FORM AND THREW IN SOME CREEPY VOCALS THAT GOTH KIDS CAN EAT UP. JOY DIVISION IS ALL AESTHETIC WITH LITTLE MUSICAL GROUND THAT CAN CLAIM TO HANG ONTO THEIR OWN, IT TOOK IAN'S DEATH FOR THE GUYS TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW IN NEW ORDER, GEEZ.

@BOLD AS LOVE THEY'RE NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS

@KHAAAAAAAANNNNNN LIKE SO MANY THINGS IN LIFE, NOT NEARLY AS GOOD WITHOUT BRIAN ENO

Thank you.