Totally pwning on "Here Cometh the Angry Sky-God" in Rock Band.

Thinking up 37,754 more Tom Swifties.

Securing Ewan McGregor in my basement.

that song isn't in rock band....

Making fur coats out of Ewoks.

(every time someone says Ewan McGregor, i say EWOK MCGREGOR! in my head, i'm an idiot.)

Bahahaha @ Ewok Mcgregor. :D

@twigby: it is in Rock Band: Ye Olde Edyshune!

Also, I counted every dog hair on my floors. Twice.

did you figure out a way to make money from rocks yet?

did you figure out a way to make money from rocks yet?

Applying for TARP funds?
Swine flu quarantine?
Buying a car company?

I carved a rock into a penny -- does that count?

I also thought up 27 new insults for Canadians. Evergreen-scented poutine monkeys!

@Centro: close. I was quarantined for the boogie-woogie flu.

you picked that up from the boogie-woogie bugle boy of company b didnt you? i knew it. i've seen this a thousssssand times.

He really shouldn't pass that horn around.

If you want to insult Canadians, just keep bringing this up:
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/story/2009/05/07/hello-twain.html
Joshua Jackson is one of the ten best-looking people in the country? Eesh.

As to the topic at hand: smiting.

teehee. horn.

Oh, yes, I did get to the smiting range for some practice. And hells yes Josh Jackson! (Where's Donald Sutherland on that list?)

I imagine your smiting range as having those pop-up targets, except they're actual people.

(The real sad thing is that Howie Mandel was #11 on that list.)

Actual people who PISS ME OFF. (Coincidentally, Howie Mandel shows up quite often.)

I also spent some time camped out for GI Joe tickets.

I had you trapped in the closet.

Showing Dave you can kick high.

@Moose: you really need more pink clothes.

Perfecting my jazz hands.

I just got a new pink sweater in the clothing swap! I swear!

Drawing this: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/golden-age-comics.php?page=7

Pretending to be a car. Or a robot. Or a robot car.
Or Voltron.

@Moose: no, she pretends to be Voltron every day.

Going to the park and tipping over Tai Chi practitioners.

What do you mean PRETENDING to be Voltron??

I locked myself in my car.

Heh. Space Idiot. :D

You locked yourself in somebody else's car. While pretending to be Voltron.

Made prank phone calls to Canada. All day.

I KNEW THAT WAS YOU!!

What, reth making the calls, or my overhead?

Both, come to think of it.

You'd be surprised how many people I got to go check their refrigerators.

I was propping up my zeitgeist.

Celebrating the birthday of actor Robert "the guy who played 'Epstein' on Welcome Back, Kotter" Hegyes. It was an all-day event.

Dear Internet,
Rethwyll had the flu she couldn't come to school today.

Love,
Epstein's mother.

Ooh! Ooh! Mistah Cot-TER!