a smoke.

crazy, no strings attached sex.

a peanut butter and jelly sammich

a beer

a swift smack upside the back of the head

actually ill take these things ALL the time. not just sometimes.

a bowl of ice cream.

a woman who likes ice cream and crazy, no strings attached sex

I agree with Centropomus.

To give yourself a good kick in the ass.

Added to Centropomus's: "...and who's not afraid to admit it."

a bottle of wine. and i do mean a BOTTLE.

to hear the blues a block from your house.
to have a nice evening with a cute girl.
to have one of those high school moments when you pass notes back and forth on paper...
to tell ScrabbledEggs she's pretty and really deserves a good man..

ok, going back out.

Reciprocation.

@bold as love: SECONDED on the RECIPROCATION.

also...

a backrub and/or footrub.

a bubblebath.

a fun night out with girlfriends dancing and not paying attention to men.

I was going to say ice cream, and then danceparty, but you've said them both.

So I'll say this: To knock yourself out herbally and sleep for a while.

adblock

good shit

pizza.

to hug a midget

the point of view of a child.