Hooray for bribes!

"We'd really like Ariel [a doxie puppy we have]"

"We want her to go to a family wit another dog. Do you have another dog?"

"No, but--" She reaches in her purse, gets out her wallet and opens it. "--I'm sure you could put in a good word."

Because that $20 is really gonna make a difference. WTF?

yeah, that is kind of measly. But you know "Bob" wouldn't have been able to excuse it if it were more and you didn't take it :P.

Wow. What a winner.

so what you're saying is, they should have gone with a hundred?

@Xop: HA.

Also: Jason Biggs came in and he was lovely, although when I met him I was positive that I recognized him from a party I had gone to. It took about five minutes of chatting before I realized I had seen him bang a pie. (He was tres awesome, BTW.)

name drop = fail.

HA. That's not even remotely a name drop. At least not in LA.

use of phrase "not in LA" as justification = fail^100.

You're clearly way too clever for me.

besides, why would you namedrop jason biggs when you could be all about lizzie mcguire? i think the choice is clear.

BECAUSE I AM FULL OF FAIL, BEN. GOD KEEP UP.

Who's Lizzie McGuire?

Exactly.

What should go here?
posted on Sunday, Apr 6th by slackmistress
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