Send them back the Satanic Bible.

what through the mail or something?

I have no idea who... someone basically signed her up to receive the damn thing and it showed up in the mail today. WTF?!?!?!?!

Not a bad idea, Tiff. I'm kinda grossed out.

are you going to pee on it?

i think they got some kind of surplus of em, they even leave em about in hotel rooms too, in the hope of offloading them.
Id rather have the narnia book to read at bedtime personally.

I'm not planning on peeing on the bible, no. And not because it doesn't deserve to be peed on, it just doesn't deserve my time, energy, or awesome pee.

JESUS CHRIST!

How does pee become awesome?

It wasn't me. I'd send a comic book about the Buddha, if anything.

thats true, you can sell that pee for big bucks.

who was the guy who sold art of crucifixes in pee, now that was quite awesome as far as statements go. well, it worked for me anyway.

That's fucked up. I get offended when customers leave Jesus propaganda as a tip, I would be ripshit if someone sent me a bible.

The Bible is a good resource for arguing with religious idiots. I keep one around to prove people wrong. Or to get guests to leave a party when I'm ready for bed.

Both of you should spend some quality time together and make a huge mixed media painting using the pages! It'll be so cute and controversial!!!

@moose - what you do, use bible to hit em with till they leave?

I like the mixed media idea.

If it has the nice bible paper, that works in a pinch for rolling papers.. just sayin..

@moosey, ah, so last week when you said, "this is the time when we have family prayer hour and read God´s word to one another", you were just shuttling me out the door? i don´t think that´s very wwjd of you.

do they realize you're jewish for christ's sake?

wait. was it old or new testament?

no return address???

you could toss it through their window, Paperboy style (RIDE BY!)

It's a good read. well. depending on which version anyway.

Return to sender...

1. It's a crap-ass KJV bible, Old + New Testament. Shitty translation.

2. Piss Christ is Andres Serrano.

3. Return address of the company that shipped it.

I'm gonna throw it in the fucking trash.

No way dude. I'd use it for paper mache projects. Perhaps a goat.

What a twisted thing for someone to do! That's outright offensive!

is the paper super thin. those make decent doobs.

there's even biblical precident(kinda).

http://children.calvarychapel.com/site/pdf/Old/Curr142.pdf

Mail it to someone you don't like but with insufficient postage.

Return to Sender, postage due.

Eh... if you're going to have a Bible, KJV is probably the way to go. Of course, I'm speaking as a British literature student here, so my notions of utility may not be your notions of utility.

But no way should people just be sending Bibles to people without warning. Children, even. That is some weird and awful stuff.

I'm all about the Scofield Reference Bible myself.

I agree with this comment, but more importantly, IF I HAD YOUR ADDRESS, BRANDI, I'D FILL YOUR MAILBOX WITH TEN BOOKS OF MORMON.

I don't know what the Scofield Reference Bible is -- but you can bet the authors of the eighteenth century did not allude to it with any particular frequency.

It's a late 19th century fantasy that gave ammunition for idiots who have a gigantic collective woody for the Apocalypse.

Ah. Any connection with the scale measuring hot peppers?

No, but now that you mention it, I'm going to steal that idea and write a Pychonesque novel about the 'maybe' connection.

And THEM.