Congrats!

....Uh, I'll make sure to tell him the next time he tries to blackmail me with topless pictures of some girl who isn't even me?

Oh wait, I read that wrong.

Nevermind.

Sorry.

Heh. Forgot my hat.

Maybe she's just as awful, and he's saving better men from her.

Maybe they'll breed horrid little babies that can treat their significant others poorly any way they want when they grow up!

Silly girl, people don't need to get married to to breed horrid little babies.

Getting married means they plan on spending a lot of time together, which is less time they can spend fucking up other people's lives.

I'm sorry.

he's dying

congrats

When you put it that way.

It makes me feel so much better.

:)

Things can just go downhill from there?

@Happy Ways - not only is he dying, he's been/being MURDERED

in 3 years or more, he'll probably be living in his car, paying alimony