what do you do?

I'm a baker at a vegan bakery.

can you start putting yourself out there to other bakeries in the area? or baking vegan is a must?

Miniature pony trainer.

No work around here. NEW CAREER NEW CAREER!! I'm thinking about an escort, but I wont do anything sexual. Or hug, or make eye contact, or hold hands, or high five, or how about touch in anyway. Someone pays me to sit and watch netflix streaming with them by the hour. For an extra fee I will make sarcastic remarks directed at a variety of people/places/things.

Ethan YOU of all people know I do that as a SIDE gig.

sandwich board artist

Sandwich board artist??? What is that!?

you know guys that wear signs on the street. it has a front and back. you paint the signs they wear.

Whaaaaaa? That doesn't involve me getting free sandwiches AT ALL. How disappointing!

well, if you were for a sandwich place, then maybe you will.

....DONE. Thanks! Life crisis averted!!

&hearts Now the universe is going to deliver you your dream job! I JUST KNOW IT!

I hope so! Since I've been waiting for a looong time.

What should go here?
posted on Thursday, Jan 26th by Caution
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