anyway, long story short, I copied her phone number down wrong so welp see ya never I guess.

On the plus side, we went down to Ms. Donuts and had our friend the donut guy invent new donuts for us. Buttermilk chocolate glazed (or "buddahmilk choclate glay" as he called it) is delicious.

the correct answer to your steven seagal debate is "On Deadly Ground"

also sucks you got her number wrong, did you not give her your number?

MISSED CONNECTIONS!!! Or, look her up on facebook! Or, try the digit one up and one down from every digit you copied down! That's only like 18 numbers.

Also, I don't get how you copied her number wrong. Like, into your phone? This is why you always get the number and then call it immediately just to check and then they have your number too! I'M SORRY ROBBY BUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE THERE IS NO EXCUSE unless she purposely gave you a wrong number in which case SORRY DUDE.

(Also, that Mirah album is one of my top ten of the decade.)

Are you at Sundance? Garrick said he was there.

I'm not at Sundance this year. I got hired to write for a tv show a couple weeks ago and that has kept me firmly entrenched here.

And yeah, I put the number in my phone, called it, everything's cool. Then when I was putting in the name field my stupid Droid futurephone somehow decided to assign her name to my voicemail (I don't know) so it erased her number and replaced it with *86. And when I checked my outgoing calls, her number that I dialed also was replaced with *86. So weird. I hate this phone sometimes.

And I peeped her imdb (because that is how this town works) and she was in Alvin and the Chipmunks, so maybe it's all for the best.

alvin and the chipmunks? if you see her again tell her i hope she DIES IN A FIRE!

Sorry, but did she have a really squeaky voice?!!


Also, you should write the droid people a letter and be all "YOUR STUPID PHONE JUST MADE ME MISS OUT ON POTENTIAL POON."

Well I would never use such crass language.

I was just going for alliteration without dropping that other P word that I really don't feel like saying.

Yeah -- you have every right to track her down via the Internet.

(I... can't deal with Mirah. Something about her music makes me feel like I'm lying in bed with a fever, and I need to get out from under the blankets, but I can't quite muster the energy to do it. I feel the same way about Iron and Wine.)

Congratulations on the writing job!

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