it doesn't. IT'S A HOAX!!

jk lauren. i am super happy for you. soon you will have to bring him to brunch club see we can judge him : D

omg it FEELS like this should be a hoax!

thanks girlllllll. i'm trying to wait a couple of weeks so i can see how things progress before i bring him into the club, but i mean he wants to hang out with me for at least another 10 days so that's cool!

that's all one can ask! super yay!

OH COME ON

oh MANNNnnn so one of my favorite San Diego guitarists ever is in Dirty Projectors now! If you see Amber (when she's not on stage fucking SHREDDING) tell her I said hello!

bc you know, you're hot?

There are some cute guys who are also awesome. Not many, but they exist.

Good work, anyway :)