MOAR MAN WINKS!

I read that as "Weird Al" function.

But I'm not on OKC! You'll just have to wink at me in real life. Or Weird Al me in real life.

Nobody told me they had a Weird Al function. Now I totally want to sign up for this.

Dr_Lapdance is my moniker. Feel free to stalk me. Or Weird Al me, which I think I would prefer.

I will totally weird al all of you in real live. It's on my to-do list.

@Valkyrie bondhaar:
1) Done; 2) Working on it. Also, I would expect us to be more than 7% Enemy - the OKC quiz is a farce!