I'm sitting at my desk eating cinnamon Teddy Grahams.

I will pull apart Oreos to construct mega Oreos (even the double stuffed ones).

I start the day off not with coffee or tea, but chocolate milk.

50% of my cereal intake is "kids cereal". Particularly Smores, Fruity Pebbles and Captain Crunch.

you superglue short curly hairs to your crotch because you can't grow your own pubes.

I hop on the bed when I'm really happy.

One of the things I look forward to most every month is letter-writing night.

peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches making the best dinner.

GI JOE GI JOE GI JOE TRANSFORMERS TRANSFORMERS GIJOE.

I still enjoy The Incredible Mr Limpit.

I still watch lots of cartoons, and have no intention of stopping.

I wear t-shirts and jeans every day.

I wear red hitops because I want to look cartoonish, I sleep with a Transformers blanket, some of my most treasured trinkets are mold-a-rama wax animals from the zoo.

Oh also I spent this morning watching an Even Stevens marathon.

True fact: The Stevens dad is my girlfriend's uncle or something.

Also, I don't think The Incredible Mr. Limpet makes you six. That's a fine piece of Don Knotts cinema. Possibly the finest.

@Ethan Thank you, brother.

easily 90% of my DVD collection is rated G or PG, and either animated, puppets, or about magic

@mizsarah Strangely, the rest of your collection involves exactly the same thing but is rated XXX.

socks hardwood floors = indoor slip & slide

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