there. thats me. right now.

oh crap. i look naked. im not!

suuuuuuure. thats what the ALL say.

Nudie McNo-pants

haha i promise im not naked.... only half naked.... no pants..... uhhhh what?!

pants are totally overrated.

*rrrrow!*

haha. i cant help it! this is what living alone does to you. that and spending a night with half naked hotties. haha.

hell i don't even live alone and im either shirtless or pantless most times.

hahaha thats legit skanko. haha. when i had roommates, well it was my brother..... so thats awkward. and then it was this disgusting girl and i hated my life. now im alone and FREE! FREE AT LAST!

true. my roommate either isnt home, or is in his room half asleep watching tv. and he really doenst give a shit.

Disgusting girl? That sounds like there are a few good stories there......

ooorrrr ones that make you hate your life? and want to burn all the clothing of yours she wore? yeahh..... just please. be hygenic....

ooof. that bad? howd u end up with her as a roomie?

she went to school with me. and was moving to new york. and asked to stay with me for a week. then it turned into like 6 months. and she barely payed me rent. it was straight up disaster. and she stole all my leggings..... stupid jerk.

Let's hunt her down and kill her.

or at least make her buy you new leggings.

kill her and make her into leggings

Line crossed? Well, then my work here is done!

hahaha. skanko. deal. stupid girl ignored me for 3 months. then texts me and is like hey. sorry ive been a jerk. its hard being homeless again. but. we should hang out soon.... YEAH OK....

hmmmmm flesh leggings..... i could try to get into that.....

TOTALLY. LETS PULL A BUFFALO BILL ON HER ASS AND MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF HER.

im in.

i also really really cannot stop looking at the picture of my boys in my last post. i love them sooooo much. i really really needed to see them tonight.

ok first thing we need is a big creepy van and a couch we can pretend to be loading into it.

ok i think i can get the couch.... we can use mine that she slept allover and got grosss.... you got the van?

PERFECT. That will lure her in easier. Yeah I'll pick one up from the creepy blacked-out van store. That's a piece of cake.

perfect...

juat keep an eye out for Jodi "Clarice Starling" Foster. That meddling whore.

oof. deal.

do you guys think i look like Callie Torres? / sarah ramirez

ehhh a little bit. i can see it.

i can see it, but it's not super glaring or anything.

interesting. i dont think i look like anyone famous. or anyone at all for that matter. just my brother.

holy shit this has 32 responses.

hi marry.

i know. haha im equally as surprised. haha.

hi navin. ; ].

please disregard: the zits all over my face. and the mess in the background. thank you.

thank you. ; ]. i think the sigh is because i just had a totally awesome night and i knew that no one cared and that this conversation would have failed. hahaha. ::shrugs:: thats the only explanation i can think of?

how's your ankle?

You have a really nice smile, marry.

aww. thanks so much jay!

good to hear. but oof. how long till full recovery? and hey. think of it this way? you'll be the coolest/hottest android ever?