Dude, I totally was just reading this somewhere else and signed on to GTI to post it.

Good thing Camera Guy was with him.

this sounds like the title of a movie i would ABSOLUTELY see.

oh Vince. I bet she loved his nuts.

she didn't get the chance to love his nuts.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are no words.

that hooker was from germany, we know the germans have the craziest hookers!

mmhmm. . . .see, I'm telling you. . .put him in a cage with freecreditreport.com guy

. . . and you know he'll fuck up scientologists too

for the record i love that it happened in miami.

just to add on to our list of shameful things.

I'm not an expert on the subject, but $1000 seems like... kind of a lot, no?

In any event, I think we can all be glad he wasn't arrested for beating up T.J. Hooker.

At least it was easy to clean up afterwards!