Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you
as a huge surprise, I am SGT. Vaja U. Mailier, a Georgian Soldier, serving
in the Infantry battalion, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of your assistance and I have summoned up courage
to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact
particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to
evacuate the sum of $8.750,000:00 to the States or any safe country, as
far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete
my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers
involved.

Respectfully,
SGT. Vaja U. Mailier
Georgian Soldier. IRAQ

NO DANGERS INVOLVED AT ALL!

i wanna start one of these scams but say i'm CATS and that ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MEME!

I find it extremely plausible that an army sergeant has managed to amass $8.75 million dollars (and zero cents, apparently) that he cannot safeguard.

are they a soldier from the country of georgia, or the state? can you evacuate the money to georgia?

actually, i'd try azerbaijan.

Oh gosh, he sends comliments. You know how those go right to your stomach.

I meant compliments... with a "p"

such is life.